Fadlagbosscan is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, grumpy goose.

Fadlagbosscan created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadlagbosscan, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fadlagbosscan, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fadlagbosscan's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Fadlagbosscan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four squirrels approach from the east.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.