Gunteenlan is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unthinking chicken.

Gunteenlan created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunteenlan, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gunteenlan, it will come to you in dreams.

Gunteenlan's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Gunteenlan's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry horses.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.