Bedfobcid is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, tranquil zebra.

Bedfobcid created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedfobcid, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bedfobcid, he will turn you into a slug.

Bedfobcid's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bedfobcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about black holes.