Yarpagvag Mingepjip Tikmidpop is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, uncaring donkey.

Yarpagvag Mingepjip Tikmidpop created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpagvag Mingepjip Tikmidpop, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yarpagvag Mingepjip Tikmidpop, she will turn you into a worm.

Yarpagvag Mingepjip Tikmidpop's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Yarpagvag Mingepjip Tikmidpop's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never jump in the presence of dogs.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Do not wear red clothing.