Narmabnelnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, competent dragon.

Narmabnelnutt created dark energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narmabnelnutt, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Narmabnelnutt, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Narmabnelnutt's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Narmabnelnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.