Tipxucktap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, calm meerkat.

Tipxucktap created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Tipxucktap, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tipxucktap, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tipxucktap's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Tipxucktap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not take Tipxucktap's name in vain.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Never jump in holy places.