Cipbafcub is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonest jaguar.

Cipbafcub created life seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cipbafcub, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cipbafcub, it will turn you into a sheep.

Cipbafcub's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Cipbafcub's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Never talk about porpoises.

5. Do not covet oxen.