Hasjipnart is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tranquil ferret.

Hasjipnart created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasjipnart, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hasjipnart, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hasjipnart's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Hasjipnart's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Erect six tin sculptures of Hasjipnart on top of important buildings.