Yimlunsugingsadzogsom Fudhottip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, deceitful jackal.

Yimlunsugingsadzogsom Fudhottip created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimlunsugingsadzogsom Fudhottip, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yimlunsugingsadzogsom Fudhottip, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Yimlunsugingsadzogsom Fudhottip's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Yimlunsugingsadzogsom Fudhottip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never eat rice.