Cabyamtap is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, quiet badger.

Cabyamtap created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabyamtap, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cabyamtap, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Cabyamtap's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Cabyamtap's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Put Cabyamtap first in all things.

3. Never skip in the presence of aardvarks.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.