Fashitgen is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, astonishing snake.

Fashitgen created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fashitgen, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fashitgen, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fashitgen's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fashitgen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Fashitgen on top of important buildings.

2. Fashitgen loves whales, so they must be respected.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.
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