Hugnakgon is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, sage bird.

Hugnakgon created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugnakgon, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Hugnakgon, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hugnakgon's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Hugnakgon's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always help sick aardvarks.