Sabbafrull is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, quiet
lobster.
Sabbafrull created oxygen seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sabbafrull, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Sabbafrull, it will cry a lot.
Sabbafrull's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Sabbafrull's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Sabbafrull.
2. Never wear mauve dresses.
3. Do not speak about limes.
4. Always help dolphins.
5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.