Pinkadcud Tanbuspon is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, narcissistic
wyrm.
Pinkadcud Tanbuspon created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.
If you believe in
Pinkadcud Tanbuspon, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Pinkadcud Tanbuspon, she will make you grow a tail.
Pinkadcud Tanbuspon's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Pinkadcud Tanbuspon's Holy Commandments1. Never skip in the presence of monkeys.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pinkadcud Tanbuspon.