Kamqueegstafsag is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, selfish
capybara.
Kamqueegstafsag created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Kamqueegstafsag, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Kamqueegstafsag, it will destroy your home planet.
Kamqueegstafsag's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.
Kamqueegstafsag's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Kamqueegstafsag eight times a day.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Do not take Kamqueegstafsag's name in vain.
5. Hide if seven tapirs approach from the north.