Gadartzak is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate meerkat.

Gadartzak created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadartzak, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gadartzak, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gadartzak's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Gadartzak's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never paint your face indigo.