Wotwapxem is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unfair rat.

Wotwapxem created an up quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotwapxem, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wotwapxem, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Wotwapxem's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Wotwapxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.
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