Vabmabstraglarnvab is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, omnipotent hippopotamus.

Vabmabstraglarnvab created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabmabstraglarnvab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vabmabstraglarnvab, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Vabmabstraglarnvab's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Vabmabstraglarnvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Never wear white ear rings.

3. Vabmabstraglarnvab loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.