Tansandab Ranwigdamdib is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, unthinking
otter.
Tansandab Ranwigdamdib created the Andromeda Galaxy nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Tansandab Ranwigdamdib, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Tansandab Ranwigdamdib, it will laugh at you.
Tansandab Ranwigdamdib's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Tansandab Ranwigdamdib's Holy Commandments1. Never write about moons.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.
4. Feed all hungry tortoises.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.