Wodtofvil is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, overgenerous whale.

Wodtofvil created dark energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Wodtofvil, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wodtofvil, it will be mildly annoyed.

Wodtofvil's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Wodtofvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.