Cinmegbin is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, slow goose.

Cinmegbin created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinmegbin, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cinmegbin, it will throw large rocks at you.

Cinmegbin's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cinmegbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.