Tailpomnadpang is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unthoughtful wombat.

Tailpomnadpang created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailpomnadpang, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tailpomnadpang, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tailpomnadpang's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Tailpomnadpang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about wheat.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Worship no other gods but Tailpomnadpang.

4. Never eat garlic.

5. Do not trade with those who eat figs.