Tailpomnadpang is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, unthoughtful
wombat.
Tailpomnadpang created an atom seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tailpomnadpang, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Tailpomnadpang, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Tailpomnadpang's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Tailpomnadpang's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about wheat.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Worship no other gods but Tailpomnadpang.
4. Never eat garlic.
5. Do not trade with those who eat figs.