Zusswonsaf is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, benevolent fox.

Zusswonsaf created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zusswonsaf, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zusswonsaf, she will ignore you.

Zusswonsaf's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Zusswonsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Zusswonsaf loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.