Flamzoggess is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, tranquil lion.

Flamzoggess created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flamzoggess, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flamzoggess, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flamzoggess' most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Flamzoggess' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.