Sakyenmeg is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, moody squirrel.

Sakyenmeg created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sakyenmeg, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sakyenmeg, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sakyenmeg's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Sakyenmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not dye your hair white.