Fitdutdag is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, loving owl.

Fitdutdag created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fitdutdag, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fitdutdag, it will try to impress you with trees.

Fitdutdag's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Fitdutdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Fitdutdag loves geese, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.