Wodfidbam is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, omnipotent chicken.

Wodfidbam created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodfidbam, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wodfidbam, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Wodfidbam's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Wodfidbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Never bounce near badgers.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Feed all hungry sheep.