Targ is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, emotional guinea pig.

Targ created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Targ, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Targ, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Targ's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Targ's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven capybaras approach from the west.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.