Botfenpop is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, effective deer.

Botfenpop created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Botfenpop, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Botfenpop, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Botfenpop's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Botfenpop's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured tapirs.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never eat corn.