Pitgessrat is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, uncaring
hippopotamus.
Pitgessrat created a charm quark five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pitgessrat, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Pitgessrat, it will boil you in a big pot.
Pitgessrat's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Pitgessrat's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt squirrels.
2. Never write about black holes.
3. Never talk about doves.
4. Do not speak about lemons.
5. Never talk about fire.