Pitgessrat is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, uncaring hippopotamus.

Pitgessrat created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitgessrat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pitgessrat, it will boil you in a big pot.

Pitgessrat's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Pitgessrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt squirrels.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Never talk about doves.

4. Do not speak about lemons.

5. Never talk about fire.
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