Hennibmis Farntettisand is a god.

It takes the form of a large, witless raccoon.

Hennibmis Farntettisand created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Hennibmis Farntettisand, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hennibmis Farntettisand, it will jump up and down on your head.

Hennibmis Farntettisand's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Hennibmis Farntettisand's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three squirrels approach from the north.

2. Feed all hungry snakes.

3. Never feed onions to sharks while wearing orange ear rings.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hennibmis Farntettisand.

5. Always wear violet.