Cab is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, staggering dog.

Cab created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Cab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cab, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Cab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Cab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Cab on top of all buildings.

3. Always look after injured sharks.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.