Tenmatzod Logtadbus is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, cheerful mink.

Tenmatzod Logtadbus created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenmatzod Logtadbus, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tenmatzod Logtadbus, it will ignore you.

Tenmatzod Logtadbus' most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Tenmatzod Logtadbus' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three pigs approach from the south.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

5. Hide if six snails approach from the north.