Nurtxucvadlibrothonominvol is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, dishonest manatee.

Nurtxucvadlibrothonominvol created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtxucvadlibrothonominvol, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nurtxucvadlibrothonominvol, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nurtxucvadlibrothonominvol's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Nurtxucvadlibrothonominvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Feed all hungry birds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never mention grasshopers.