Dogsatsab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, sapient cow.

Dogsatsab created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogsatsab, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dogsatsab, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Dogsatsab's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Dogsatsab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Dogsatsab on top of important buildings.

2. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Do not speak about rice.