Dagneggeb is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unsympathetic monkey.

Dagneggeb created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dagneggeb, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dagneggeb, it will torture you forever.

Dagneggeb's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Dagneggeb's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. You must never eat bananas.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.