Wignakdinbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, bad-tempered fairy.

Wignakdinbonk created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wignakdinbonk, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wignakdinbonk, she will turn you into a mole.

Wignakdinbonk's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Wignakdinbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Feed all hungry otters.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wignakdinbonk.

5. Never talk about doves.