Nillsadhab is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, grumpy bear.

Nillsadhab created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillsadhab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nillsadhab, she will cry a lot.

Nillsadhab's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Nillsadhab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not take Nillsadhab's name in vain.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Always pray immersed in water.