Nancetnurflag is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, blissful gorilla.

Nancetnurflag created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nancetnurflag, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nancetnurflag, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nancetnurflag's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Nancetnurflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. You must love Nancetnurflag.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never think about nebulae.