Vegzigjam is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, conceited finch.

Vegzigjam created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegzigjam, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vegzigjam, he will turn you into a mouse.

Vegzigjam's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Vegzigjam's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must love Vegzigjam.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Vegzigjam.

5. Never look at asteroids.