Sandbendav is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, uncaring
fish.
Sandbendav created everything that exists three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Sandbendav, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Sandbendav, she will send minions to preach to you.
Sandbendav's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Sandbendav's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear zinc on your body.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Never eat pineapples.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Sandbendav loves eagles, so they must be honoured.