Mabrutpag is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, boastful fish.

Mabrutpag created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabrutpag, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mabrutpag, she will turn you into a sheep.

Mabrutpag's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Mabrutpag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

2. Never hurt foxes.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always help swans in need.

5. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.