Fudciddagzandud Tafzedhit is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, fast wolf.

Fudciddagzandud Tafzedhit created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudciddagzandud Tafzedhit, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fudciddagzandud Tafzedhit, it will cry a lot.

Fudciddagzandud Tafzedhit's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Fudciddagzandud Tafzedhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Fudciddagzandud Tafzedhit on top of all buildings.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
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