Gommetmobcuss Stikhablap is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, prudent lion.

Gommetmobcuss Stikhablap created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gommetmobcuss Stikhablap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gommetmobcuss Stikhablap, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gommetmobcuss Stikhablap's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Gommetmobcuss Stikhablap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about corn.

2. You must pray to Gommetmobcuss Stikhablap six times a day.

3. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Never write about cell theory.