Metquilljat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, omnipotent hyena.

Metquilljat created the universe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Metquilljat, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Metquilljat, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Metquilljat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Metquilljat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Never eat strawberries.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Do not commit murder.