Matrutdab is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, confident naga.

Matrutdab created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Matrutdab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Matrutdab, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Matrutdab's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Matrutdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Always help rats.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never jump in the presence of tortoises.

5. Put Matrutdab first in all things.