Metnarltaddimfly is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fussy elephant.

Metnarltaddimfly created carbon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Metnarltaddimfly, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Metnarltaddimfly, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Metnarltaddimfly's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Metnarltaddimfly's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
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