Vilcedhom is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable fly.

Vilcedhom created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilcedhom, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vilcedhom, it will come to you in dreams.

Vilcedhom's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Vilcedhom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not kill whales.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never wear white stockings.