Kinquilljig Yikkipbug is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, annoying shrew.

Kinquilljig Yikkipbug created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinquilljig Yikkipbug, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kinquilljig Yikkipbug, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Kinquilljig Yikkipbug's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Kinquilljig Yikkipbug's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three foxes approach from the south.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never wear mauve tights.

5. Never feed parsnips to grasshopers while wearing turquoise ear rings.