Hadbisszed is a god.

She takes the form of a small, tiresome seal.

Hadbisszed created light seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hadbisszed, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hadbisszed, she will be mildly annoyed.

Hadbisszed's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Hadbisszed's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.